A Cat and Venus (An Aesop's Fable)

A young Fellow that was passionately in Love with a Cat, made it his humble Suit to Venus to turn Puss into a Woman. The Transformation was wrought in the twinkling of an Eye, and out she comes, a very bucksome Lass. The doating Sot took her home to his Bed; and bad fair for a Litter of Kittens by her that Night: But as the loving Couple lay snuggling together, a Toy took Venus in the Head, to try if the Cat had changed her Manners with her Shape; and so for Experiment, turn'd a Mouse loose into the Chamber. The Cat, upon this Temptation started out of the Bed, and without any regard to the Marriage-Joys, made a Leap at the Mouse, which Venus took for so high an Affront, that she turn'd the Madam into a Puss again.

MORAL: The extravagant Transports of Love, and the wonderful Force of Nature, are unaccountable; the one carries us out of ourselves, and the other brings us back again.

Another Saturday Night Creature Feature

Another woman/monster that springs to mind is this creature from the classic Star Trek episode "The Man Trap." No, she's not the star of Cougar Town, she's a salt vampire. Although she looks hideous in her native state, she has innate cosmetic powers that transform her into a seductive creature (yes, I know what this sounds like, but I assure you, she's not the star of Cougar Town), able to be the woman that you most desire. She uses this power to lure men into private places for her own purposes. What she craves is hot, white salt, and once she's sucked you dry, she discards your husk.

An Exercise Video for Your Enjoyment

Now, I know most of you out there may not find Kelly Brook as attractive as I do. Still and all, I think this curvaceous gal is, well, very bone-able, and I think this exercise video is a great example of why.

What she has going for her:

• Delicious curves
• Cute face
• Great smile
• Accent
• Beautiful hair

And in the video, you get to see:

• A trainer almost as sexy as Kelly
• Foxy boxing
• Mamboing
• "Bum busting"
• Hula hooping!!!

Seriously, that hula hooping almost pushed me over the edge. That motion with her curves, and her smile--it's just too much. But enough from me. Enjoy.