Saturday, September 12, 2009

Another Saturday Night Creature Feature


Another woman/monster that springs to mind is this creature from the classic Star Trek episode "The Man Trap." No, she's not the star of Cougar Town, she's a salt vampire. Although she looks hideous in her native state, she has innate cosmetic powers that transform her into a seductive creature (yes, I know what this sounds like, but I assure you, she's not the star of Cougar Town), able to be the woman that you most desire. She uses this power to lure men into private places for her own purposes. What she craves is hot, white salt, and once she's sucked you dry, she discards your husk.

2 comments:

salt vampire! said...

Cougar Town will be the scariest thing on television.

chip said...

Isn't that the same strategy employed by ugly women at bars?