The advantage of science fiction is that it promises experiences beyond this horizon, and of course sex is part of that. To be included in this list, the character in question must not merely be inhuman, but must promise inhuman pleasures.
Brigitte Helm as Maria (Metropolis)--She may look a little rigid, but a Marxist seductress robot has to have some serious skills in the sack!
Jeri Ryan as 7 of 9 (Voyager)--Her strange remnants of Borg machinery never made any sense to me, but they are evocative. Just what other cybernetic equipment does she have other than her special handjob apparatus?
Virginia Hey as Zotoh Zhaan (Farscape)--Many viewers latched onto Claudia Black as Aeryn as the sexy one in this series, but she seemed far too mundane for my choice. Instead, I'd love a woman who experiences photorgasms and seems to be skilled in giving nearly infinite pleasure to many species. Hopefully human is one of them. . . 
Major Motoko Kusanagi(Ghost in the Machine) A strange, distant figure, she seems completely detached from sexuality, but she's so hot! The paradox makes her a perfect Ice Queen.
Missi Pyle as Laliari (Galaxy Quest) Missi Pyle is not what you'd call an especially attractive woman. She has a very strange face, which makes her perfect for playing this bizarrely sexy alien. With most alien chicks, they're vaguely humanoid, and you assume they have something approximating a vagina, but it's pretty clear this chick is WAY alien, but she seems to secrete sufficient lubricant that a lot of fun can be had.
Uma Thurman as Venus (Adventures of Baron Munchausen) Okay, so Uma Thurman is an easy pick, and as Venus, well, it seems a no brainer. Of course she'll blow your mind. And she blew my mind, because in just the short instants they were exposed, hers were the first breasts I ever saw on the big screen. And aren't they lovely?
Sean Young and Darryl Hannah and Joanna Cassidy (Blade Runner) In this movie, Ridley Scott worked with a lot of archetypes, so it's not surprising that he essentializes women by splitting them into the three types represented by the female replicants. Sean Young is the sad and brooding woman. Joanna Cassidy is the cold sex object. Darryl Hannah is the childlike embodiment of youth and caprice. The ideal woman blends all of these characteristics into a single, irresistable whole.
Tricia Helfer as Number Six (BSG) As much as anything, I'm including her because I know people would question my judgement if I left her out. But the mind is the largest erogenous zone, and she is all over it.
2 comments:
What about that chick from Species? Natasha Henstridge? Now that's some dangerous alien lovin'!
Yeah, if I were into chicks, Tricia Helfer would definitely be on my list as well!
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